February 15

The unofficial national maids day. It’s when the maids frebreeze a room that smelled like sex and have to clean hotel sheets.

Maid: bleh, I hate February 15. Why do these people keep humping like rabbits?

Maid 2: someone left their lube here. I’m taking this home for my man

Maid: we know you two fuck.

Maid 2: yeah but imma freak in the sheets.

by Bawston69 August 17, 2019

February 10

Some peng guy probs called something like max is born on this day. He’s funny and has a banging personality. Don’t even get me started on how fit he is jeez. He could take your wife, have kids and use his return policy within the 30 days.

That’s a geeza from February 10. Lemme smash!

by Shagmeister2000 October 22, 2019

February 24

National give a guy head day

guy give me head
girl no
guy but it is February 24
girl ok fine then

by woodchablowme? February 18, 2020

no fuck February

During this month, you don’t have any sexual intercourse with anyone. Anything that doesn’t involve penetration doesn’t count.

Had sex to often lately so I better do no fuck February

by Mooobagggsss April 20, 2018

February 11th

The day of a terrible earthquake. Aayan Hamdani was born and fell off of his bed. This fatal occurrence destroyed millions of innocent braincells. They have not recoverd to this day

Person 1: Today is February 11th.

Person 2: yeah, I know. It's very sad.

Person 1:. Like if you cry Everytime

Person 2: F in the chat

Person 69: nice

by Nutsacksucker69 October 16, 2019

February 30th

February 30th: National Gay Pride Day.
Since there is never a February 30th, Gay pride day can be whatever day you want. Just say your celebrating February 30th and people will know. It's a perfect excuse to party and support!

February 30th is my favorite holiday for sure! Last year we wore all rainbow colors and got so trashed!

by whitslegit December 15, 2010

febuary 2nd

the day where the sexiest kids are ever bird they get the most pussy and eat ass

febuary 2nd kids don’t even have to talk they just cum all over u bc ur that big of a pussy magnet

by pussmagnet69 October 21, 2019