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smeagle fart

the act of farting so horrendous that it smells like raw fish and big foots dick covered in Rosie O'Donnell yeast from a smelly yeast infection resulting in a permanent smell stain on any object you have sat on.
erik smeagle farted in my room the other day. It still fucking smelled the next day where he was sitting

max smeagled in his new pj's, mom had some cleaning up to do....
by igluedmyanus November 12, 2011
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lumpy fart

A fart containing substance. A fart gone awry.
Sara thought she could do a barking prairie dog but she ended up letting go with a lumpy fart instead.
by hoho223 February 13, 2010
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fart castle

fart castle: an apartment filled dirty laundry, fast food trash and other junk lying around which is so bad, so smelly, so ridiculous, that you do not want to be in the place. the owner doesn't seem to notice or mind it and in fact treats it as his pride, like his own "castle", while other people are disturbed by it and avoid it at all costs
let's stay at adam's house after the party

nah, the place is a fart castle
by silentErik February 17, 2010
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diddly-farting

Noah, Brent, Amanda, Christa, and Josh were diddly-farting around today in the food court.
by acds April 10, 2012
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Kamakaze Fart

A fart that is strategically placed in a room to target and deeply offend and stun certain individuals.
The farter has no fear of being found or ratted out; he has one objective, and that is to neutralize his target. This fart is often let in retaliation(ex girlfriend), to invoke fear and confusion or can be used to create a smoke screen while people break contact and leave the room.
Bro, see Helen over there with her new boyfriend, I am about to get her back for leaving me. I am heading in to let the Kamakaze Fart, if we dont speak again, it has been good to know you.
by Goatoghillgary January 3, 2017
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Retard Fart

Dude, I think I just ripped a retard fart.
by jefferythegreat April 3, 2017
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Mexican Fart

When you fart and a shit comes out, labelled this way because this event often happens after too much spicy food such as chili or tacos. (Can also be called an Indian fart)
Oh damn!! I think I just Mexican farted !!
by Lottydevil June 10, 2016
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