Evan Bortmas

The literal definition of Christmas

What are you doing for Evan Bortmas this year?

by samisacrazyduck April 18, 2024

evan pecker

he is an interesting species of human that can form dark matter but he is on orange matter as of now.

I talked to evan pecker yesterday

by CJMordecai April 24, 2019

Evan

One who is nice, and caring. Tends to draw attention from a variety of different girls for his cunning nature. Evans can also be known for their size down under..if you know what i mean.

Woah is that Evan, he’s amazing!

by gregbrown007 March 18, 2020

Evan

Weird

Yo, dude! You're so Evan!

by Gc830 October 16, 2019

Evan

Evans are people who usually spend their time reading Lord Of The Rings, watching Star Wars, and only playing games from before 2012

"Yeah, the president of the Dungeons and Dragons club seems like a real Evan to me'

by Ghostface's MySpace August 24, 2021

Evan

Human

Evan is a human

by Bob4325264 March 23, 2022

Evans

He is a know it all he thinks he is always right he likes to say thing in parables he eats music and he likes a girl

Evans is saucyy

by Printer123 January 21, 2024