Chris Evans

the daddiest of all the famous chrises.

chris evans is a daddy. periodt.

by gothgillian May 25, 2019

Chris Evans

Chris Evans is a beautiful American GOD, he is both sexy and adorable and loves dogs, his favourite pass times include, being in a constant photoshoot, and hanging out with his buddy (dog) Dodger
(He is also Captain America so that’s a plus)

WOW I WOULD BANG THE FRICK OUT OF CHRIS EVANS

I would let Chris Evans plow me down

I would climb Chris Evans like a tree

Daddy = Chris Evans

by Jasmineshae June 16, 2019

Chris Evans

Chris Evans is one of the hottest actors ever he plays captain america like a boss
Chris Evans is so hot and cute all at the same time

he is the guy girls want to date and boys want to be

My sister is obsessed with Chris Evans

by short green giraffe April 18, 2019

Neon Genesis Evangelion

A psychological mind fuck disguised as a typical 90's mecha anime.

"Neon Genesis Evangelion ruined my sanity."

by AristocratsOfEvil May 28, 2018

Evangelion

A anime that somehow makes people afterwards instantly depressed and into cum jokes.

Sam: Oh my god Evangelion is so sad, I am so depressed right now
Tony: Who the fuck cares Sam

by theons April 25, 2021

Chris Evans

A Boston-born American actor known for What's Your Number? (2011) and his role as Captain America.

Chris Evans is my future husband

by ParisianLove February 4, 2015

Chris Evans

Chris Evans is the cutest, hotest, sweetest person you will ever meet other than (tom holland) (because he is equally all of those things) He plays Captain America like a BOSS. He is so sexy but can be very cute. he is the type of guy that girls want to be with and guys want to be he's....... CHRIS EVANS!!!! <3<3<3<3

Chris Evans is so fucking adorable I can't function

by short green giraffe April 18, 2019