eating dick

Eating cock (adverb.) The act of falling very hard, possibly hard enough your legs kick up in the air.

Ex.1)
Ron:Wow man that fall must have hurt.

Nick:Yeah man, I totally ate dick.

Ex.2)

Him:Babe can I at least teach him how? He is going to be eating dick all day if I don't!

Her:Honey its better if he eats dick and learns from his own mistakes.

by Good-advice-doggo November 18, 2016

eating cookies

When the butt cheeks of a person are "eating cookies" they are swallowing up the pants and lumps of fat are visible.

WHOA!!! Yolanda is seriously eating cookies dog, even Atkins couldn't help that.

by BStalker July 17, 2007

eat a dong

A term used to tell someone being a giant ass to f*ck off, however being a bit more creative. Typically what you would say to Kanye West if you had the chance to meet him.

KANYE:"I already told you, I am a God"
RESPONSE: "Eat a dong you piece of garbage.

by lifeless_derp July 12, 2016

eat bagels

Eating out someone's ass.

Yeah, I like to eat bagels sometimes.

by bageleater69 October 13, 2016

Eating buddy

Favourite persons to dine with or eat with.

One of my main eating buddies has turned vegan so now I'm short on an eating buddy.

by Kazim Richard February 28, 2019

Eat Bread

To eat Bread means to kill yourself because if a fish eats bread it dies

Hey, Andre why don’t you eat bread, now Andrea is dead

by Anonymous gay child March 28, 2019

eating ravens

v. Aussie expression for being hungover.

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Proper bang storm last night in Perth jBruce. Feel like I’m eating ravens.

Too right mate. Thought the woomera was never going to close.

Sorry? What does that even mean?

by gnostic3 December 4, 2019