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The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.
Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?
by Crack15 September 2, 2019
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East Junior High

The illest school in da midwest that kicks West Junior High's ass... and all them other schools up hurr!
"Yo, East is the shizz-nitt... fuck West!"
by Master of Pleasure April 21, 2005
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East

A direction on a compass, normally pointing to the right.
in 500m, turn east onto...
by myname12345678910 May 15, 2019
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East biddy

A term used by bradford locals to refer to east bowling.
"Yo lad where you from?"
"I'm from east biddy me mush"
by W4nkst@in August 13, 2024
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East Job

When you use online dating to meet people that have drugs, then go over to their house and steal the drugs behind their back. Then you sell the drugs and make bank.
“Hey bro you trying to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with me?”
“Nah man I’m working tonight. Have an east job planned for tonight.”
by SirLoinOfBeef___ May 15, 2022
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Well-known on the East Coast

syn. Jewish comedians
Jon Stewart is well-known on the east coast.
by Lucas Watzenrode September 13, 2018
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East Coast Tricycle

Two men and a woman, traditionally of Asian descent (the men) who go for jogs or bike rides and then bang. This was made common in the Canadian city of Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Check out that hot East Coast Tricycle riding by!
by Halifax Moosejaw July 28, 2024
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