Ditch Drunk

when you are so totaly wasted that you aimlessly wonder around outside and wakeup the next morning in a ditch.

Fozzard: dude did you see bewley last night
Masila: yea that bitch was ditch drunk
Fozzard: I know he's outside in that ditch

by Billy Masila January 28, 2009

Drunk panda

When you have too much to drink and you have lost your control to think straight. Means u had a good time

drunk panda

I was wasted last night and became a drunk panda. Or i was a drunken panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

boner drunk

When someone needs to get laid so bad they start slurring their speech and acting irrationally. Usually accompanied by bird calls and impaired driving.

Lorey got a number tonight, but that wasn't enough to make him/her any less boner drunk.

by Lorey Loates November 22, 2011

poopy-drunk

The process in which one becomes so intoxicated that fecal matter exretes from the anus. Reported to be an Urban-Legend.

"Yo, did you hear about Sam getting poopy-drunk last night?"
"Yeah, it sucks."
"I know man...I know."

by Zachary Price Gresser September 10, 2006

slum drunk

A slum is a high population dense urban area with a low standard of living. ghetto, hood. Being slum drunk is finding your inner gangsta while being trashed off your ass.

Shit! That hood rat was throwin up some gang signs, she was so slum drunk!

by raDakaDo December 8, 2010

Android Drunk

A person that is so intoxicated that they cannot manage to put words together, only sounds. i.e. R2D2

"Curtis was Android Drunk after the Huslter party. He could no longer put a sentence together just robot like sounds".

by Fat Magic August 3, 2009

Drunk Pot

The state of being under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.

"Dude i was so drunk pot last night i could'nt even stand!"

by Chad Barrett February 21, 2009