doghouse

The condition of emasculation occurring when there is or are opportunities to achieve a level of manliness but the correct choice is rejected for a feminine activity. The offending bro is immediately placed in the doghouse when willingly participating in such activities as:

hanging out with girlfriend's friends

not drinking a ton

spending more than ten minutes to get ready for anything, including weddings

becoming a male BFF to a female

being a vegetarian

truly caring for other people

etc.

Tom: "I'm going to hang out with my girlfriend and her parents. We're going to the mall. I'm excited."

Bill: "Doghouse." (walks away, shaking head)

by DMX mugshot May 14, 2011

douchard

A soulless blood maggot that feasts upon the destruction of joy ; the enemy of human emotion.

Even though I warned him not to, that douchard told me how the last Harry Potter book ends.

by Earl Grey Hot September 6, 2009

general's daughter

After you are done fingering a girls vagina you go outside and shake the hand of her father with the hand you just fingered his daugther with.

Last night I gave Carrie's dad the general's daughter when he came to pick her up; he had no idea.

by Pedro4 September 15, 2010

Doughnut Business

weird sexual practices that no one really knows if theyre real or not??

dam spammers posting up weird doughnut business stuff

by physiKARL September 2, 2005

doughhandsman

nick name for a badass

"Hey doughhandsman, are you having a drinking contest tonight or having sex with 5 girls, or both?

by G-M0NEY February 12, 2008

doughmance

Dating someone just for the expensive gifts and lavish dates.

Sue doesn't really like Tyler, it's just that he takes her to the opera, gives her jewelry for every holiday, no matter how minor, and has a vacation home in Venice. It's a total doughmance.

by tussiemussie March 27, 2009

doughnut truck rollover

When you are driving along the highway and there are police everywhere.

Hey man be careful driving down the 101, I heard there was a doughnut truck rollover.

Oh yeah, I just saw 7 cops in 3 miles

by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010