David:

The best ass eater

He ate my ass must be david:

by Oof noof November 18, 2019

David Coulthard

David Coulthard is a successful British Formula one driver. Born in Scotland, Coulthard has spent much of his career at top teams such as Williams and McLaren. Coulthard has a massive points haul, he lies fifth on the all-time scorers list, being the top British scorer by a significant margin. In 2005 Coulthard moved from McLaren to RedBull Racing, a team still developing. Coulthard took the "Ball by the Horn" and archived some incredible results considering it was only the teams first season. In 2006 the Rebull was a crap car, but Coulthard shined with a Podium in the drivers circuit of Monaco. His teammate Kelien was outshone by Coulthard leading to Keliens sacking. In 2007 Coulthard was partnerd with the well respected Mark Webber, so far Coulthard is 9th in the drivers standings compared to Webber im 17th

"Wow David Coulthard is Quick"
"France is gay"
"Scotland wins"

by Trickydicky June 21, 2007

David

A guy who can't accept a fact.Calls everyone bullies yet he is one.Pretty eyes.Plays Nintendo and doesn't really care what others think and likes to make sure ppl live on reality

Ughhh he is such a david

by Kampa April 19, 2017

David

A giant retard who's favourite thing to say is "Prove it".

"David is a retard"

by LordBoi27 January 25, 2018

David

a motherfucking asshole who watches porn

stop david

by abawesome November 30, 2017

post-david era

After the existance of the great being named "David". There are many people named "David" in the world; however, there is just one that can be referenced to greatness. Killioughta, David. Before he came along, most were just ...well, he was a god-send!

Post-David Era was the time of rejoice!

by frying pan April 25, 2004

A David Butthole

is a person who is a total butthole in everyone, you just gotta hate them

PAT MYCROTCH: OIH FRANK
FRANK ANUS: WHAT?
PAT MYCROTCH: YOUR REALLY BEING A DAVID BUTTHOLE

by FRANK ANUS October 12, 2008