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boner dance

It's when a male get's a boner and to express his happiness he does a boner dance that involves a lot of humping anything that has a hole.
"Dan did the boner dance while we where in Social Studies."
by Andre January 5, 2005
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Chicken Dance

The art of putting cock and balls between your legs so they are hidden/nestled in your gooch area not visable from the front. The dance is the waddling motion that comes from not wanting to re-expose your package. Can also be used to catch out friends when they are entering a room. you owe them a dig if they look at your chicken.
girlfriend come out of bathroom
bf;"hey look babe im just like you"
bf doing chicken dance
gf "your an ass-hole, put your pants back on"
by wallsawalls January 13, 2008
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School Dance

An excuse for teenagers to get together, while taking drugs and alcohol, and sexually frustrate each other.
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If someone at school isn't in rough shape the day after the school dance, then they obviously werent at the school dance.
by Sir_real February 9, 2008
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danceaholic

person who loves to dance, randomly in front of big groups of people, unaware of their presence.
wow, Erin you must be a danceaholic i never see you stop dancing.
by adfkjsklajkldf May 16, 2007
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extreme danger wank

A regular Danger Wank, with the added Danger of another person/enemy/vicar being IN THE SAME ROOM as you. Includes if the person is asleep, passed out or pre-occupied with the other gender.

N.B. This does NOT apply behind a closed door, eg. in a toilet cubicle. Too easy.

N.B. The other person CANNOT be your girlfriend/partner.
Ed: I had an extreme danger wank whilst my mum was in the room.
by ed chrisleni January 3, 2009
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fridge dance

the wierd routine dance one does everytime he checkes the fridge, even if he isnt hungry.
Jake kept fridge dancing yesterday in hopes of finding one last beer.

Did you hear about Cris? He was so drunk he fell while doing the fridge dance.
by Flaming_Blade May 25, 2009
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The Dance

Slang for the Men's NCAA Basketball Tournement
Do you think that UTEP will make it to the dance?

No, they lost 6 of their last 7
by Gods2ndBestGift March 15, 2010
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