drunk doll

Someone who drinks excessive amounts of alcohol, mainly vodka, and gets so drunk they end up blacking out and puking at some point. During this trance, a doll may dance dirty, lose their drinks, buy more alcohol after getting theirs taken away, stumble home, run friends into the wall, talk to trash cans and express their feelings to them, runs to the toilet/trash can to puke guts out and eventually passes out. The next morning they must down a bunch of mountain dew to get rehydrated and feel sick the rest of the day.

I was such a drunk doll last nite.

by Ash Doll August 20, 2010

Schoolboy Drunk

One who becomes so intoxicated that he/she can no longer function like a normal human Being. ieDifficulty speaking, lack of vision, slow inconstant blinking, swaying, impromtu smiling.

"What are you up to tonight dude?"

"Well, i had a shit of a day. So I will be getting Schoolboy Drunk tonight"

by The Dose Ryda August 25, 2009

Drunk panda

When you have too much to drink and you have lost your control to think straight. Means u had a good time

drunk panda

I was wasted last night and became a drunk panda. Or i was a drunken panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

Work Drunk

Doing too many tasks at once (at work) or in very close succession making one experience dizziness, tunnel vision, self murmuring, red-eyes, involuntary tearing of the eyes, and head-aches.

Causes of 'Work Drunk' includes but not limited to:
Pulling data
Running Data
Creating charts
Creating Weekly Reports
Tedious, repetitive, office work

by Howedo November 14, 2011

Ditch Drunk

when you are so totaly wasted that you aimlessly wonder around outside and wakeup the next morning in a ditch.

Fozzard: dude did you see bewley last night
Masila: yea that bitch was ditch drunk
Fozzard: I know he's outside in that ditch

by Billy Masila January 28, 2009

Drunk Stains

Where one becomes so drunk that they shit all over ones bathroom, bed or self. Often they don't remember until they wake up and the entire bed is covered in shit.

He was so drunk last night he left drunk stains all over the bathroom.

by Stagin55 February 7, 2010

Night Drunk

The phenomenon in which an amount of alcohol when consumed after sundown has a much stronger effect than the same amount consumed during the daylight hours. Usually resulting in idiotic behavior and premature pass out, sometimes followed by a sleepwalking type state and urination in random places such as closets, the living room, on the cat, etc...

I can't believe how night drunk I got! Hey! Who the hell peed in the fridge??

by Chunk Style December 9, 2008