Unipolar Disorder

When someone isn't bipolar but has the symptoms

Steven: My Mom for some reason acts really sweet but if you forget to do something, she goes Uma Thurman on your ass
Chris: I think your mom has Unipolar Disorder

by Whythisword January 20, 2021

Fat person disorder

when a lil bitch starts tryna fight everyone

Hey did you hear about the gay guy that fights because someone said he didn't like his music? Yeah, he has fat person disorder right? What a pussy.

by idontlikeyoubruh January 25, 2021

Obsessive compulsive bi-polar fad chasing disorder

Obsesses over the newest fad or idea. Always has a new hobby or passion. Instantly knows everything about the obsession, most likely due to google search.

By 8 a.m. this morning, my buddy had entered the Mr. Universe contest, by 10 a.m. he sold his gym equipment. By noon one would of thought he had a masters in science and computer technology due he vast knowledge of google searched items. Then as the afternoon came to an end, he had sold all of his computers and purchased a dog sled, and was going off the grid in the Yukon. Very typical of his obsessive compulsive bi-polar fad chasing disorder.

by Cucklife February 5, 2021

S.L.O.W. Disorder

you nigga

you are slow for not knowing what the word the word SLOW means.

"Bruh what?"
"Nigga you got S.L.O.W. Disorder?"
"What's that?"
"It means slow nigga, you're slow."

by jcmalone February 12, 2021

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by Proxy

Where you feel compelled all of the time to make other people do things that you do not feel the need to do yourself. Their failure to do so makes you extremely uncomfortable.

Also, making a person do something over and over again because you think they probably did not do it right before.

When my wife cleans the house, everything is good enough, lets move on. When I clean the house, everything has to be perfectly done or she gets angry and makes me do it again. I swear she has obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy.

My dad with his obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy made me go check to see if the door is locked six times last night. By the sixth time I told him if he thinks that I can't do it right, he needs to go check it himself.

by Akopian Atrebates February 28, 2021

Emily Dumb Word Disorder (EDWD)

Is a mental disease that affects the brain and its cells making the person dumb, incapable of functioning, with symptoms like aggresiveness, irresponsabilty, lack of empathy, allucination, jealousy, vengative and untolerant behaviour, obssesive self love and also making deprecating comments to itself , delusion, high ego (almost narcissist or a sociopath ) random and weird behaviour.

1. Emily has the Emily Dumb Word Disorder (EDWD) so she can't function well in class.

2. The Emily Dumb Word Disorder (EDWD) make her very crazy.

by p00pface123 March 2, 2021

boobie disorder

Having uneven boobies. One bigger and the other one smaller.

Hey dude, her boobies were perfect! No boobie disorder.

Even though I'm a guy, I have boobie disorder.

by may-may Lord March 12, 2021