David

Extremely good looking
Amazing hair
Can be a massive dick.
I fucking hate you, but I also miss you like a bitch.

Girl 1: ooo he's hot
Girl 2: I know. he's David

David by Abcdefg, MK March 22, 2026

David

A genderless raccoon.

Look at that David over there! They're washing their hands in the river how sweet. I love seeing Davids out in the wild.

David by SHORT9960 April 8, 2026

David. 

david is perfect.

David.
is.
just.
perfect

David. by b000m January 15, 2012

David. 

Sweet,kind,adorable,incredible.
Any synonym for amazing or handsome.

It is impossible NOT to smile around him.

" Oh man did you see that girl's smile? "

"Yeah man, she must be with David."

David. by The Real Superman. August 25, 2011

David: 

The best ass eater

He ate my ass must be david:

David: by Oof noof November 18, 2019

Dávid 

Dávid is the most amazing person you will ever meet! His voice is so sexy that if you were a girl, you would follow him everywhere. He is creative and likes to be with people he loves. He is naturally beautiful and cute at the same time, so his girlfriend can tend to be jealous sometimes. His intelligence is extremely satisfying that connects well with his sense of humor and flattering laugh and smile. He IS THE MAN YOU WANT and can fully live up to your standards!

Even as a friend he is the kindest and most protective person you'll ever meet!
Get yourself a Dávid cause they will be your true friend for the rest of your life and are really rare to find <3

I love you DÁVID!!

Dávid by Hanspige March 23, 2019

david.. 

greatest goat in Laroi Hub, deserves mod, but still hasn't received it yet because the community is terrible and racist. #blm

david.. is so goated guys! -some random yellow name that asks when the next gb is and never donates

david.. by ComeOnSammyBabyWhipItOut March 14, 2021