While you're on top of the female, your uncle comes and puts his penis in the females mouth with his butt facing the other guy. The other guy then shoots his semen onto the uncle's butt-hole and lets the nut drip onto the face of the female.
by Hippity-Hopperty-Youre-My-Prop February 27, 2020
Get the Criss Cross Uncle Saucemug. A complex method of slaying that requires intricate thought and delicate execution.
It is performed properly by:
1) Secting a target
2) identifying one of her aquintences
3) flirting with said aquintance
This will cause the target to become confused and disoriented.
Divide and conquer.
It is performed properly by:
1) Secting a target
2) identifying one of her aquintences
3) flirting with said aquintance
This will cause the target to become confused and disoriented.
Divide and conquer.
by Cckboii January 29, 2017
Get the Cross Flirtingmug. A fun community based mainly on Instagram. Members roleplay as Animal Crossing characters in events and just day-to-day interactions.
by nerdiqueen March 29, 2021
Get the crossing crewmug. 
The act of texting someone on multiple social media sites in the same moment. Leaving them confused or irritated most of the time.
Billy: Yo, why the hell did you text me on snap, instagram and facebook all at the same time? We just got done texting on insta.
Jimothy: Sorry for the Cross Texting. I thought I could get your attention by that quicker.
Example 2:
*George has a conversation with Walter on snapchat, as soon as they stop talking, George sends Walter memes on Instagram, George checks facebook and sees messages from Walter from over an hour ago, deciding to answer him there now.*
Walter: Can you stop Cross Texting me all the damn time!
George: Sorry, I do it religiously.
Jimothy: Sorry for the Cross Texting. I thought I could get your attention by that quicker.
Example 2:
*George has a conversation with Walter on snapchat, as soon as they stop talking, George sends Walter memes on Instagram, George checks facebook and sees messages from Walter from over an hour ago, deciding to answer him there now.*
Walter: Can you stop Cross Texting me all the damn time!
George: Sorry, I do it religiously.
by v1ruzes December 9, 2023
Get the Cross Textingmug. by cheyzze January 19, 2023
Get the Crossmug. A scat infused shit land full of used and dirty condoms, Disabled people and the neighbour Steve who is wanted for arson of the Leeds kirkgate market.
Person 1: we are finally in Leeds where should we go
Person 2: I have an idea lets go to Cross Gates Shopping centre
Person 3: you steaming pile of monkey shit, I don't want to get stabbed in cross gates. I'd go to harehills for that
Person 2: I have an idea lets go to Cross Gates Shopping centre
Person 3: you steaming pile of monkey shit, I don't want to get stabbed in cross gates. I'd go to harehills for that
by Mr Arson July 7, 2023
Get the Cross Gatesmug.