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US Marine Corps

A large, powerful organisation operated by the US Government. Very often trigger happySpecially trained to inflict maximum innocent civilian casualties and to fire on allied forces. Unlike an elite, hardened force of veteran soldiers (see Royal Marines), they are an unwieldy force, with more than 1,500,000 troops.
Battle Honours:
Mexican War
World War 1 (After waiting to see who was winning before joining brave Britain and France)
World War 2 (Same as above)
Korean War (Commies 1 Marines 0)
The 'nam (Commies 1 Marines 0)
Iraq

Afghanistan (see Friendly Fire
US Marine Corps soldier in Humvee: I can see foot mobiles approaching
Commander: Do they look friendly?
Marine: I think so
Commander: Lets not take any chances (Call in an F-18 airstrike)
British Soldier: WHAT THE F*CK!!!! BLUE ON BLUE!!!! FRIENDLY, FRIENDLY
Commander: Holy Crap.....this is gonna take alot of explaining.......
by wannabekiller November 21, 2010
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Corporate Gestapo

HR
Middle Manager: I'm having a problem with a nigger. Corporate Gestapo, please investigate.

Corporate Gestapo: Va Voll, Mein Herr!
by Honest Richard November 20, 2013
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Marine Corps

A group of high school dropouts that desperately wants to be like the infantry. Organization and organic weapon systems suited for a shock force only; the marine corps is commonly used as a conventional infantry force and subsequently manages to take more casulties than their infantry counterparts. Marines are too arogant to be called "soldiers" and too stupid to take cover when a fire-fight starts.
When you need a force of unintelligent drones, ready to take an objective by sustaining tremendous casulties, thus depleting the enemies ammunition, send in the marine corps. When you want an objective destroyed by overwhelming firepower, superior tactics, a feat of combined arms mastery, staying power, and the flexability to perform a variety of missions.....send in the Army!!!
by Matt March 28, 2005
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corporation

When a badger eats his own weight in one siting.
Dude, Danny, you won't believe how many corporations I saw when I went camping last weekend.
by Bobby K. December 18, 2007
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corpse cock

the pale, decomposed penis of a goth rock icon, or merely a goth groupie. the penis exists in a constant state of rigor mortis.
The rave was a real blast until Darien stirred the punch with his corpse cock.

The serene porcelain white of Marilyn Manson's corpse cock is only surpassed by that of his boo balls.
by cimg November 14, 2007
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Corporate Trombone

Similar to the infamous rusty trombone. The Corporate Trombone is played by those wishing to creep up the anuses of their superiors at work.
Me: Hey Sunit.

Sunit: Yeah?

Me: Look at how deftly Dave is playing the Corporate Trombone!!
by JayPee84 October 1, 2010
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Corporate Boob

The things and way a company spends or wastes it's money on things that does barely anything to contribute to the well-being of the company.

Like a pair of boobs on a girl. A pair of big boobs does nothing for the girl herself, but does wonders for everyone around.
Your company is spending so much money on Corporate boob, you get free dinners, parties. My company on the other hand has barely anything to squeeze.
by KCTM October 11, 2012
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