cooked

Being in a bad situation or something that is really bad.

“Nathaniel’s game with other girls is cooked”
“Oh we are so cooked the cops are comming”

by RedZoneIsTaken December 6, 2024

Male Jiggle Cooking

The act of Jiggle Cooking but performed by a male typically done in the ass.

Berlyn: Does that dude have pancakes in his ass?
Evan: Yeah it's called Male Jiggle Cooking, its like Jiggle Cooking but for dudes.

by Olegard July 24, 2020

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Cook

What we say about clothes or sneakers that looks extremely good and are comfortable to wear.

The combination of both, comfort and eastethic is a must to be able to use this expression

Damn these nikes are cook !

Shit bro did you see the new yeezys ? They look so cook man !

by COOKMEN934KEUSTUPEUXPASTEST August 26, 2019

Cooked

Milo

*A wild Milo appears*
“You beauty. Have a geez at that boys”

As he plants a Woodstock.

I think Milo has cooked it

by 98ammms January 24, 2022

cooked ravioli

the type of loser at your school that would scream "cACTI" five times in the library because they're probably retarded

you're such a cooked ravioli shut ur friggin mouth

by a friggin retard March 10, 2018

Cooking

To roast somebody on social media (Twitter)

They are cooking you in the comments!

by Jackiietarin June 13, 2022