colter helmet

a colter helmet is some who sucks at football, thus getting hit alot leaves marks on your helmet showing you suck.

colter helmet suck helmet

by leejrehs November 10, 2010

Colbert's Nation

First, you slap-chop a mixture of cheeseburger, garbage and croc sandals while a group of illegal Mexican immigrants lick your butt hole. Then you lube yourself with said mixture and begin to forcefully insert yourself into a cardboard cutout of Ryan Seacrest. All the while listening to Reba McEntire's album "The Last One to Know".

Last night, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. So after crying during American Idol I completed Colbert's Nation.

by neb lkware February 9, 2010

Cole Hughes

Hottest guy in the world, most caring loving person ever, my babe, love of my life, potato.

Cole Hughes is my babe. :3

by Tuddle Master December 12, 2016

Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.

Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.

by Mendax June 23, 2014

Colberg

A really jew-status last name.

That's Colberg? Huh, must be a jew....

Colberg sure is a jew-status last name!

by Yezpoop? October 18, 2008

Cocteau Twins

Cocteau twins is an old band that sings dream pop and ethereal, they usually produce Weird music with very atmospheric moods into them, the singer, Elizabeth Fraser has a very creepy voice and beautiful, just weird.
usually cocteau twins listeners listen to them when they're high or tipsy and stuff..

OMG i feel high what are you listening to ? O_-

im listening to cocteau twins, i feel dizzy...

by salvadorrudy July 9, 2011

Cole Dunbar

A hot hot boy, Who tends to change there mind a lot. He is known from myspace. He tends to be loved by many girls.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT,ITS COLE DUNBAR FROM MYSPACE!

by vd4lyfe January 7, 2010