Coloradans

Coloradans are people who live or lived in Colorado. We are constantly told that we have accents when we really don’t. Are used to large amounts of snow and never understand when school is canceled for the tiniest amount. Wear short sleeves in winter, and even though we don’t like it sometimes we are very used to the cold weather. Laugh when people talk about skiing on what they call “mountains” when we ski on the Rocky Mountains. Get so annoyed when people say “colo-raw-do” when it is “colo-rah-do” and are made fun of just for saying it right. Are treated like they are their own isolated people group and people act like we are from the country side. And just cuz we are from Colorado doesn’t mean you have to roast us for wearing a broncos shirt, we get it. their bad.

“oh sorry i guess coloradans don’t know how to do that my bad”

by idontrememberasking January 28, 2020

Wow, Colorado Really is one Weird Place

What is said right after one finishes a trip or vacation to anywhere in Colorado.

Wife: Did you like our honeymoon to Aspen?
Husband: Yeah, but Wow, Colorado really is one weird place...

by landmassmississippi September 4, 2012

Colorado Kool-Aid

some reference to Coors, from a stupid country song probably from the 1970s... the song says its from 2002 - i think it lies. i've never heard it anywhere else... anywhere else. except for here. why is it here?

foreigner, probably from texas: hey, ya'll got some colorado kool-aid, that sets you on fire and makes your kidneys scream?

coloradoan: <blank stare> go back to texas.

by markw2 May 30, 2006

Colorado Springs Prison Facility

An institution based on the side of a mountain in Colorado Springs where inmates take part in soaring and athletic events. At first glance this institution is an all male facility but a closer look will reveal that nearly 25% of inmates are females. DNA testing is the only method to determine this fact.

Fact: The largest sausage fest in the world has taken part at the Colorado Springs Prison Facility but is known by another name, Basic Training.

by Scorewith74 March 10, 2009

colorblind

to be confused about one's ethnic background. A colorblind individual often acts or dresses in a simular fashion to an opposite race. "wiggers" are white people who act african american"

"wiggers" are white people who act african american"

by tom tom April 20, 2005

colorful personality

a person that has a good taste in fashion and color co-ordinates well.

Person 1: "ew. she is wearing a red top with green shorts! did she get dressed in the dark?"
Person 2: "no, she just doesn't have a colorful personality"

by aannoonnyymmoouussee June 19, 2010

Coloring

Man Posse Jaimee is the one that has been texting you for the past 30 min. You have to admit it was very funny.

Eric: Kamron I just set up a romantic dinner! You promised you would be coloring with me tonight.
Kamron: Not now I have a headahche.

by crapbag13 June 26, 2008