twat check

Noun:
a short-term sexual episode with a woman the purpose of which is to make sure that the fit of the twat hasn't been tampered with (i.e. by another man's dick. a.k.a.
A booty call.
A way to keep the pimp hand strong

I hadn't seen my jump off all week, so she was due for a twat check.

by Kenney Jones December 3, 2005

TJ CHECKOUT

The failure to checkout passed out, lubed up, ass up discreetly snoring while waiting for your trick.

TJ CHECKOUT: Lex Motel 6

by Splenda Daddy May 31, 2009

Booty Cheeks and Turkey

Something your Grandmother's farts smell like.

Person 1: Do you smell that?
Person 2: It smells like Booty Cheeks and Turkey!
Person 1: It must be your Grandmother.

by Afflictionx4 August 20, 2011

Double Check

When a message gets delivered and read without a response.

That fuccboi double checked me

by bossloaf November 4, 2015

Boat Check

What greazy, chicken eating, malt-liquor drinking, unemployed niggers get every month - usually on the first of the month. By the way, niggers say "mumph" instead of "month". Usually used to gamble at riverboat casinos such as the Majestic Star Casino in Gary, the Trump Casino in Gary, or the Beanblossom in Watts.

"Muthafucka, what iz you doin' tonight"

"Aw hell, nigga, you know it be da first of da mumph. I'm fin' to git my boat check on, denz I'm gonna gitz my chicken on, denz my Fuchs on!"

BLAUGH!

by Lamont Alouysius Hari November 11, 2004

checka

a ghetto black slut from the hood.

your such a checka.

You fucking checka, go back to africa.

by cheyanne james September 20, 2009

Density Check

To strike ones penis against anothers forehead resulting in an audible "thump". Often used to test the erection level of the penis.

Just before Luke put his penis in Megans mouth, he performed a density check to test that he had a full erection.

by Lexicon Lenny April 3, 2003