Monster can test

It’s where you get a monster energy drink and compare it with your pork sword, if the cans smaller you win

Person 1: “Nah bro mines not small it passed the monster can test“ person 2 “you probably just tested to see if you could fit it in the can”

by Mantistoo August 17, 2021

Can am drivers

Can am drivers have absolute donkey dick and pull a insane amount of bitches on the daily -big d double c

Can am drivers are bad ass

by Big D double C May 23, 2022

The Great Cans Of No Return

Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.

The Great Cans of No return, are not to be taken lightly. They will end your ass!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015

mississippi can opener

A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.

May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.

Aw man, I'm stuck. Hold on, I'll do a mississippi can opener.

by bl184999 November 21, 2011

i can text

When my friend says: "I can text tho" it basically means:"When I say I can text that means u can text me" and "Meaning I’m free to talk" and i just told her:"i need a whole urban dictionary so i can understand u". I decided to make one.

that mf furry:... I can talk tho..
me:Ok.
*next day*
me:u didnt text me.
her aka furry: When I say I can text that means u can text me,meaning I’m free to talk.

by LiveLaughLove i guess September 5, 2021

Labels are for soup cans

A phrase commonly used by the easiest people to label.

basically means "people don't need labels"

Me: your so scene.
Clearly scene person: labels are for soup cans.
Me: well you keep telling yourself that you scene son of a bitch.
Clearly scene person: whatever your just jealous of me.
Me*in a sarcastic voice*: I sure am!

by foshiznizzle March 19, 2008

coffee can exhaust

an exhaust system ( IF u choose to call it as such!) whose sound resembles that of lawn mower or weed whacker ALMOST if not COMPLETELY to the tee. (Usually large in size, but heinous in appearance)

-when identifying with a coffee can exhaust, during acceleration (usually a long process for such cars), u may add the words: pleeease *shift* fiiiiix *shift* meeeeeeeeee*!!

by Lali September 21, 2003