When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.
Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.
by Schlumberjacker November 22, 2019
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Get the Cancer mug.In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.
by smartist June 10, 2008
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Get the FAQ cancer mug.Probably the worst disease known to man-kind. What causes cancer is unhealthy blood cells, what causes that are Mlg dorito boi's with fidget spinners, Jacob Sartorius, this emoji😂, "OMG", musically's, and fuck boys/girls. The cure is Clorox Bleach.... You're welcome
Bob: yo dude I think I have cancer Yanno
Jimmy: no way dude have you been watching jacob sartorius or something like I'm actually worried 😓
Jimmy: no way dude have you been watching jacob sartorius or something like I'm actually worried 😓
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