canada's history

When a guy shaves off a girl's pubic hair and uses his semen to paste it on his face in the shape of a goatee.

OMG, watch this video of Canada's History. There's some crazy fur trading going on.

by _@billyd February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Unspeakable sexual acts that must be censored by all search engines, and definitely NOT a respectable magazine.

I can't believe those three are dropping a Canada's History on her.

by Wizbam February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act that involves penetrating the recipient with the prongs of a moose antler using maple syrup as a lubricant. Often participants attempt fill the recipient with as much maple syrup as possible so it may used as an enema and collected in a large cup. This collected syrup is then poured over pancakes and consumed.

Tom had Joanne give him a lesson in Canada's history. He then cooked her pancakes with his special maple syrup to thank her.

by cyotee February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A crude act involving a moose's antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

My back hurts from preforming Canada's History with my girlfriend last night, she'll never be the same.

by aHomelessGuy February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The most deprave sexual act ever know in western history. It is believed that started as an initiation rite for younger Mason, however it was then stop by that group due to it's annal brutality. It includes the use of Maple Syrup, moose antlers and the Standle Cup. The addition later tools such as the Stanley Cup was later added by Canadians who believe it would make it part of their special character as a nation. It is important to note that special parts of this act remains still unknown only by a very selected group.

When i told my partner: i found out how to do a Canada's History do you want to try? that was the list time i was able to take a dump without help...

by Jaime_sjo February 5, 2010

Canada's History

when you take the stanly cup, a jug of maple syrup, and moose antlers and use them for sex. The maple syrup is used as lube while the antlers go into the girls vaginaanl and ass hole. The stanly cup is used to catch the pussy juice and ass shit that comes out during the act.
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i did a canada's history on the whore in amsterdam

by hmaster-btown February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An obscene sex act involving the use of moose antlers, a gallon of maple syrup and the stanley cup.

I went all Canada's History on her last night and she freaked out.

by Colbertnation3113 February 4, 2010