california platinum

the best home-grown mary-jane where california has "prime" conditions to grow this sticky plant

John took one hit of california platinum and was blown all the way into the next night

by stoner 69 July 10, 2009

Caliente Carl

The Mexican version of the Hot Carl (see Hot Carl).

I gave david a Caliente Carl.

by MitchMartinez333 September 3, 2009

California Funnel

Where a man or a woman, puts a funnel in there partners ass, then poors beer, rotten milk, and chili. Then they get up do 20 jumping jacks. The other partner then lays down, and has the person stand over then and let it go all over there face.

Kid: "Mom, did you give dad an California funnel last night?"
Mom: "Yes I did, how did you know?"
kid: "I heard him say "you got chili in his eye and it really burned"

by kserieseg6 November 13, 2010

california creamer

When a man takes his penis, and puts it in whipped cream. Then he sticks it in a girls ass whilst the girl is being penatrated in the vagina. Then the males switch holes. Then the male in the ass pulls outand the other male licks off the shit and whipped cream

Jeff and dave totally pulled a california creamer last night on me, and I didn't even know until I looked back!

by steven dutch man November 14, 2011

california sideswipe

Pushing a girl's panties to the side in order to facilitate cunninglingus and/or penetration.

There was no time to take her panties off, so I pulled a California Sideswipe

by Mature mario November 17, 2016

calise

A beautiful, smart, amazing girl who puts everyone first. She is also well-known and is friends with everyone. She never stops laughing. She is a slim-thick girl who everyone chases and is one of the nicest people you will ever meet.

Boy1: Damn you see the new girl she thick.
Boy2: Yea they say her name Calise I’m finna go hola.

by Realhotgirl October 19, 2019

Caliburn

The sword in the stone by Merlin after the death of Uther Pendragon. The stone had the text, "Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil, is rightwise king born of all England." The sword was pulled by Arthur Pendragon, more commonly known as King Arthur, and Arthur became king of Camelot. He used the sword until he broke it in a battle where he violated the riles of chivalry. Afterwards, it was replaced with a sword he gained from the Lady of the Lake, Excalibur.

Stupid Person: "Bro look at this sword in the stone, EXCALIBUR!"
High IQ Individual: "You mean Caliburn? The actual sword in the stone."
Stupid Person: "Yeah, that."

by Supreme King Dragon Z-ARC December 17, 2019