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CUM Clap

by Twerkqueen November 19, 2018
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Cum Shake

When a girl gets a load of cum in her mouth then swishes it around as if it's a milkshake.
"I totally enjoyed thevery tastey cum shake I had last night."
by daddy's bad little bitch August 16, 2018
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Cum mumming

When you accidentally fuck your mum and then cum in a bucket and feed it to your 2 year old sister/niece and then walk her to school then punch a teacher in the face while singing “Miss my wigga” to a hench black guy then suck his dick (say no homo after) then end the day watching game of thrones re-enacting sex scenes with your dead nan.
son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol
by Phil mygootch May 7, 2018
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Cum-rad

Someone who will be there for u to cum in even in the darkest times
My uncle is my cum-rad
by Lord of cum September 6, 2020
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cum crayon

A utensil used for writing your name across your significant others for head in semen
Grab my cum crayon and let me.color you white
by Mortal kumbutt February 24, 2017
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Cum Sniper

A man who hasn't blown his load in a long time and finally nuts. The force of said load then shoots out a long distance, like a sniper rifle.
Lauren thought she was safe from his ejaculate, but she got blinded by his load from over 6 feet away! She wasn't counting on him being a cum sniper.
by ButtInTheFront March 2, 2017
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cum call

The sound someone makes when they orgasm.
“Omg have you heard his cum call?”
“Yeah it’s like really intense.”
by amanthawashmehands December 20, 2018
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