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son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol
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Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
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by ButtInTheFront March 2, 2017
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