Chicago's "other" baseball team. Vastly overshadowed by their archrivals the Chicago white sox. Have not won a world series in ages and its likely that they never will
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The Man, The Myth, The Legend this Cuban Super Hero hasn't taken a shower in over 12 years
Probably lives with at least 10 people
Has had sex with an ugly fat man named Jim
Is under cover in white subarbia
Probably lives with at least 10 people
Has had sex with an ugly fat man named Jim
Is under cover in white subarbia
by Brendan Flatzzzzz March 18, 2008
Get the CubanMan mug.by highlifesipper July 29, 2006
Get the Cubes mug.A country everybody (especially Europeans) think is South-American, but is actually North-American. Dictator Fidel Castro is ruling here, brougth to power by Argentinian Che Guevara and his cool anti-capitalism communist guerilla-dudes gang. Beautiful country with the best healthcare and sports-funding of the world. No freedom of speech.
Ignorant outsider: I like the Cuban Che Guevara who fought against Fidel in South America back in the seventies.
Telling that Che Guevara was the minister of Economic Affairs in Cuba souns a lot more boring than that he won a war with 100 men against a government with an army of 150.000.
Telling that Che Guevara was the minister of Economic Affairs in Cuba souns a lot more boring than that he won a war with 100 men against a government with an army of 150.000.
by M. Beke November 11, 2004
Get the Cuba mug.Cubans are a race of people who do not think they are the best WE KNOW WE ARE THE BEST!! We usually stick to our own. We have tried to carry a civilized conversation with someone out of our race and long behold you remind us why we do not socialize outside of work with people out of our race. We are happy in love with our island people. We DO HATE fidel castro. Our elders have million of stories of "The Golden Years" It's like being born with spices in your blood,
And being named after your papi's favorite cigars.
It's getting diamonds pierced in you ears at five days,
Wearing Royal Violets perfume everyday until age 15,
And throwing a 15th birthday party that cost your parents
more than your first car.
It's loving Marti and hating Castro.
Lighting candles at mass for La Caridad and Celia Cruz.
It's having to kiss every Cuban cheek like you're related.
It's looking European, but feeling Caribbean,
And seething inside while smiling politely when someone asks if you're Puerto Rican.
It's having black beans and plantains with every meal.
Meals at every party, parties for any occasion.
It's serving your skinny uncle piles of lechon on Nochebuena,
While your three hundred pound aunt sips at a mojito.
It's learning to dance salsa from your papi or your abuelito,
And knowing the difference between a guajira and a guaracha.
It's loving the hot, humid air of Miami, and hating hurricanes.
Drinking cortaditos and dealing with chaperones.
It's talking too fast in English and running your words together in Spanish. And being madly in love...
With a restless island you haven't seen in many many many years.
And being named after your papi's favorite cigars.
It's getting diamonds pierced in you ears at five days,
Wearing Royal Violets perfume everyday until age 15,
And throwing a 15th birthday party that cost your parents
more than your first car.
It's loving Marti and hating Castro.
Lighting candles at mass for La Caridad and Celia Cruz.
It's having to kiss every Cuban cheek like you're related.
It's looking European, but feeling Caribbean,
And seething inside while smiling politely when someone asks if you're Puerto Rican.
It's having black beans and plantains with every meal.
Meals at every party, parties for any occasion.
It's serving your skinny uncle piles of lechon on Nochebuena,
While your three hundred pound aunt sips at a mojito.
It's learning to dance salsa from your papi or your abuelito,
And knowing the difference between a guajira and a guaracha.
It's loving the hot, humid air of Miami, and hating hurricanes.
Drinking cortaditos and dealing with chaperones.
It's talking too fast in English and running your words together in Spanish. And being madly in love...
With a restless island you haven't seen in many many many years.
by Gineska Ferras December 28, 2005
Get the Cuban mug.An acronym for "Completely Useless By September" which describes the Chicago Cubs for the past century or so. The Cubs often claim to be cursed, but most know it is just an excuse for failure.
by J.Z. July 3, 2005
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