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Covid

Fuck you covid
by Donutapplesauce November 22, 2022
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Covid Flaps

Referring to the plastic or PVC transparent door curtains most commonly found at the entrance to varying commercial and public spaces. Although initially designed to keep out unwanted insects , in the age of the global pandemic, these curtains or "flaps" encourage a significantly higher risk of viral contagion due to their large surface area which, by design, requires the skin contact of the hand, arm or in some cases face in order to operate.

Due to the inherent dankness of such threshold systems in the topical context has led to their addition to the cannon of COVID related catch phrases.

First coined in Wellington, New Zealand in late 2020 by local social personality, Rohanah Sos.
"Don't touch the Covid Flaps, Honey"
by clemfandango July 17, 2021
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Covid-🐡

When the consumption of the fugu (or puffer or blowfish), which is known as being lethally poisonous unless properly prepared, is touted as an unproven cure to the coronavirus.
In Japan, the authorities have yet to report how many customers who were recently hospitalized were due to Covid-🐡 rather than Covid-19.
by Covido December 24, 2020
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COVID-19

Propaganda: an ingenious ploy to reroute the US trade commissions, close the borders, integrate other aliens into the population disguised with masks, distract the people from the injustice that is taking place in their every day lives, raise prices, engage in profit wars, control the already dumbfounded population, distraction decoy.
If the COVID-19 virus truly exists, the U.S. government already made the mistake of infecting the U.S. citizens with it and are now paying out money to all victims who are exposed and dormant to the virus.
by DeepThrowWitDancer April 17, 2022
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Covid-🇮🇩

When the country with the world’s largest Muslim population initially claimed that they had zero cases of the coronavirus, thanks to Allah’s “favor and protection,” compared to their more developed neighbors—today, the divine intervention is on hold, as Indonesia’s infection and mortality rates put them among the worst nation in Asia in containing the pandemic crisis.
The World Health Organization (WHO) and Indonesia’s neighbors had doubts about the Covid-🇮🇩 claim, because they all deduced that their alleged zero infection or mortality rate is the result of their poor health system and inept political leadership, and not so much because of a special divine protection on the nation.
by Covido December 17, 2020
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COVID-19

A epic virus witch will probably kill a lot of people in the next coming years.
Brandon: Oh look he coughs!
Stanley: Maybe he has the COVID-19 virus?

The guy who cough: Yes! And now you will get it! HAHAHA
by COVID-19 is gay February 27, 2020
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Covidism

Covidisim is a critical situation where a deadly virus spread drastically. More over it created a cultural transformation in the whole world. And this situation may surely remembered in the history as era called pre-covidism and post – cocidism.
There should be a time after covidism
by Sony July 10, 2020
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