fudge contest

Two individuals (Male, Male) (Male, Female) (Female, Female May be more difficult), both naked, and alone. one individual gets on all fours, the other on his knees. The individual on all fours begins to poop, while the other individual attempts to keep the poop inside of the pooper. at the end of the poop, the person who kept the most poop where they were supposed to wins, the other must then clean up with their mouth.

Person #1: Phew! I'm glad I won that fudge contest!

Person #2: This tastes terrible!

by WalrusDestroyer March 2, 2014

portion control

Portion control is how much food they serve you at fast food restaurants

Hey bro let's go to Taco Bell no bro you won't get full there their portion control

by jimbomcc February 24, 2017

Remote Control

The act of shoving a remote control so far up your ass that you can see china.

I'm not racist but this sum Asian chick gave me a remote control last night.

by Sum Asian chick February 24, 2018

Roman Birth Control

Anal Sex to deliberately prevent the likelihood of pregnancy.

I didn't have a rubber, so I used Roman Birth Control.

by griffbeats August 12, 2009

contradicting shit-giver

A person that busts your balls over something when they too are guilty of it.

Duder 1: "Ok, I'm down. Hey Pete you down to kick it tomorrow night?"

Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."

Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"

Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."

Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."

by westfalia January 19, 2010

contraceptive

Capable of preventing conception.


A device, drug, or chemical agent that prevents conception.

YeA? So? Wanna fight about it?!

by LarstaiT November 12, 2003

Control Disorder

aka Psycotic Control Disorder not to be mixed up with Impulse Control Disorder.

The inane compulsion towards order. Whereby said disturbed individual is often paranoid and delusional. Unable to see the piteous attempts at order and control. Continues regardless of the inevitable outcome, in some kind of psycotic manifestation of the ego.

If we pass enough laws we can control the internet.
We need more cctv, so that i feel more in control.
Lets take everyones dna, then we will be in control.

These are examples of ideals that a person affected by control disorder would hold.

by paul mayuw May 28, 2008