Cock

A 10 inch length of pepperoni thus making a half cock a 5 inch length of pepperoni

Ricky: This is gonna be fun man, got a ton of joints rolled, 4 cocks of pepperoni. Want a cock?
Bubbles: Yeah, break me off a half a cock Ricky.

by The Fish Guy March 5, 2019

cock save

In the same vein as a cock block, a cock save is to save a cock from irreparable harm. "Irreparable harm" here can refer to an ugly/disease-ridden/non-human female, or to an embarrassing/potentially lethal inanimate object, any of which a healthy human penis should never come into contact in the fist place.

A cock save may be mistaken for a cock block until the next day when the person affected can look upon the situation with sober eyes.

The actions that amount to a cock block and cock save are usually the same, the only difference being that a cock block is always a bad thing and a cock save is always a good thing.

Mike: I was so drunk I almost fucked that softball player/billy goat/toaster. I mean I was pants down, tent pitched, ready to go. What happened?

Dwight: I knocked your ass out with the waffle iron for being an idiot.

Mike: Thanks for the cock save, amigo.

by ThomasJefferson3rdPres May 20, 2010

cold-cock

To knock someone unconscious.

"When Bill and I fight, I'm totally gonna cold-cock that guy".

by Jon May 13, 2005

Cock Chef

An expert in the field of marinatng, massaging, and beating meat. All in the quest for excellence in the field of cock preparation. A true practioner of the arts of man meat.

I heard that guy smokes pole, that he's a real cock chef.

by shooooteh February 4, 2005

Cock and Ball Torture

God's gift to humanity

Billy: What did you do yesterday?
John: Performed some Cock and Ball Torture, heaven on Earth!

by Skelly AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA December 4, 2019

Cock Jerkers

Noun, The hands of a gay man or a woman the gives many hand jobs.

Andrew said keep your cock jerkers away from me, you tramp!

by Walter Johnson February 21, 2008

cock to cock

1) head to head; in a competitive sense, generally reserved for male participants.

2) cockhead to cockhead; in a sexual, possibly competitive sense, reserved for males and shemales, but could be anyone with access to a cock or dildo.

1) "Hey man, I'm a little nervous, I've gotta go cock to cock with Dave later at the foosball tournament, wish me luck.."

2) "Hey man, get your cock over here and we'll go cock to cock like we were talking about earlier.

by infiniti March 14, 2008