Slow Child Moment

When someone says something really freaking stupid/ridiculous in school and everyone around this person groans in disgust.

Teacher: Class, be sure to get to your testing sites by 8:00.
Dumb Student: Wait, so we still have to get to class on time?
*everyone else groans, teacher holds his head in shame*
Me: That was an outrageous Slow Child Moment. Kids, be sure to THINK before you speak or act, or you'll be labeled a slow child.

by Lonny B May 21, 2013

Fernando Man-child

A Fernando man- child is a huge retarded plumber. He often wrestles with his dad named Eddie who works at the same company and got him a job because Fernando Manchild is a very special boy. Is also known as that a Fernando man-child is usually gay and chases little boys in parks.

That must be a Fernando man-child because there's children around and he's touching himself

by Nssj1408 June 29, 2018

Child Cybersex Trafficking

Usually when an older person would groom a minor to exploit them for sexual gratification. It is common for the Cyberpimp to receive money in return for the child doing Cybersex in a Chat-room or a livestream.

I was a victim of Child Cybersex Trafficking

by KINJIM August 16, 2020

wet child chimney

Another word for coochie, puss puss, or cooter

I just need to get up in some wet child chimney right now man

by Fragola September 15, 2018

child negro competition

A place where exclusively white children start competing (Exclusively white children no child negro competitions allowed )

94 intervening Muslims child negro competition

by bigmacniggadickcheese May 2, 2022

holy child - rye

we are preppy. we are rich. we look really good in our little skirts and in your boyfriends arms. don't mess with us, we come in packs (especially to the bathroom). burberry, louis vitton, coach, you name it we have it. jeep and volkswagon are the most popular cars in our lot. we live for dress down days and pj pants. and we are never in uniform. starbucks is where we hang out and westchester is where we live. we party all the time and document the whole event on film. by cell or aim we are reached, but dont bother if your not in our league.

not quite holy and just past children, we are holy child; a place where wisdom (not the kind in books), confidence (to ask that hottie out), and friendships (the ones that last forever) are found <3

by Christine April 4, 2005

Nigga Child Jeffrey

A fine concoction of malt liquor (cheapest preferably) combined with maple syrup

"oh shit, what's that thicka liqua' you drankin?"

"be dat nigga child jeffrey dad"

by mundietrains October 9, 2008