when a man riding a moose wraps his skin flute in ham (aka canadian bacon) and flaunts it in front of a brigade of canadian mounties while simultaneously pleasuring celine dion (a canadian) with a hockey stick covered in maple leaves
guy #1: how'd things go last night with Trish?
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.
by STL Dark Knight February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act of the deepest depravity, typically involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Often ham is in involved, but it is frequently called bacon for no good reason.
Dude, that chick is a total skank, I heard she let the whole hockey team have a Canada's History with her.
by Eadams51 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. (v.) This is a act of a male pouring maple syrup in the Mr. america's shield on the set of the insanely popular show "The Colbert Report" , then another male defecating in the shield and pouring it on a large moose head letting it run off into Stanly's cup. Then forcing the concoction into any orifice of a midget. The hard part is getting it all in though.
by Lovethe850 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Slightly more obscene and profane than The Beaver...as in has way bigger teeth, and loves gettin that tail.
by deucedigger February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television but can be described in detail on UrbanDictonary.com
It involves a beaver pelt, musket balls, and a life like replica of William Shatner.
It involves a beaver pelt, musket balls, and a life like replica of William Shatner.
by PrinceBizzle February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. While performing Canada's History, they used Moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley cup
by That Guy Bri February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. It is the twisted sexual act performed in the US which requires stretching a woman's anus with a set of moose antlers. The further she can take it up her butt the more 'Canadian' she is. Then maple syrup is poured into her ass until she is full. She then pushes it out into a large cup or goblet (preferably the Stanley Cup) and then both partners drink the maple syrup together and use it as smelly body lube.
by Ry Guy N. February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.