Book

Basically a movie, except you can't see or hear the characters. It's also harder to use than a movie, which makes it a bothersome inconvenience to 21st Century progress. Parents want their children to read books because they like to see their children miserable, as it reminds them of themselves at that age. A lot of great books have been made into way greater movies, but no movies have been made into better books.

"How about you read a book?"
"What the heck is a book?"

by ArnoldtheRubberDucky October 20, 2014

i-book

synonomous for piece of shit

Angela won't get off of her ass. What an i-Book!

by Shadow February 12, 2003

the book

Also known as the dipper (to dip into) to take note of. It is soemthing that is not there in physical state but referred to to keep in the memory. It is usually used after you have doen soemthing stupid

sarah-i just walked into a door
timmy-thats going in the book

by jc cool October 17, 2008

Jungle Book

To get someone, really good. By sending them a picture of a copy of Rudyard Kipling's classic story collection "The Jungle Book." Or by stroking them across the face mid-conversation and whispering "Jungle Book."

That sort of thing reallt gets them.

I totally Jungle-Booked him the other day. He was talking about his weekend and I whispered Jungle Book as a response.

by RoaminCatholic July 11, 2014

Comic Book Guy

See RockNRoll1

1. "Your logic is cheap"

2. "Worst. Logic. Ever"

by Poison Sawada Spunky March 24, 2003

Bookah

How to end a sentence when trying to prove a point (Usually followed by a nap of the wrist and forefingers.)

And that's why you're such an idiot! Bookah!

by Claudio P September 12, 2003

Book ham Danno

"Book ham Danno," is the iconic phrase from the classic TV show "Swine Hawaii Five-Oh".

After wrestling the escaped pig to the ground, Pig Detective McGarret looked over to his assistant and said: "Book ham Danno."

by scodder July 29, 2010