balloon knot

Also see "Brown Eye", "Leather Donut", "Fish eye", "Oh-Ring", "Dark Star"......

Look at the size of her Ballon Knot! Ewwwwww!

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

Bollocking

to give out...

My boss just gave me a right bollocking...

by Cully April 1, 2003

Bello

The last name of the notorious "Usman Bello", much feared by Internet Scammers for his(?) ability to infiltrate criminal communication networks, reroute Western Union Transfers (WUxfer) and appropriating the scammer's victims.

Alternatively, the last name of an particular Government Minister in Nigeria.

He has recently become part of the Nigerian Internet Scammer's "Scam" format, placed next to the (hallowed?) presence of Miriam Abacha of Nigeria, and Wang Qin of Taiwan.

"I just recieved an email from Mr. Bello... should I respond?"

by Carlton October 13, 2004

Bollock baiting

An alternative to prick teasing.

She was bollock baiting me all night. I was dying to Cheam all over her love raisins.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

bollocker

{UK slang} a nitwit, hack, or general waste of DNA, who bumbles around uselessly like a pair of bollocks in the wind

Oi you spilled me pint, you nobby bollocker!

by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings September 25, 2003

bollock wrench

to have your testicles removed by an incredibly annoyed woman. often results in a hasty visit to the A and E department of hospitals.

"*sigh* not another one."
" yeah, it seems loasda people have been bollock wrenched tonight Dr. stroganoff"
"ah well, get some ice..."

by questionable_pie October 12, 2006

Bollock Features

When someone is really ugly.
Also can be used when argueing with someone who is being a dick

Man look at the bollock features on that cunt.

Get out of my face bollock features

by Rikamortis January 5, 2009