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My bird

An extremely good looking girl who loves me and my cock
"my bird is a stunner, pity about yours"
by John Gaskell March 6, 2004
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bird's custard

A thickish, yellowish discharge emitted from a ladies clunge when she is particularly receptive to sir's amorous advances. The favoured dish when dining at the Y
When eating hairy pie I do like a helping of bird's custard.
by zippy_uk January 3, 2007
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look at the birds

1. Doesn't mean anything. Used to fill a gap in the conversation.
2. Expression of resignation, like a verbal shrug.
3. Observe them girl types.
1. (Pause)
Fredrick: Look at the birds
(Pause)
2. Chadworth: We're done for.
Marshall: Look at the birds.
3. Stines: Look at the birds.
Jobsman: Noice!
by Smocko October 10, 2004
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bird dogging

The activist tactic of attending public appearances by politicians in order to win new policies. Strategies have included asking questions, shaking hands, chanting, etc. HIV/AIDS activists coined this usage to describe pre-election efforts targeting politicians. Note: The usage that involves men flirting with women is an actual word in Webster's.
Bird dogging Obama and McCain on the campaign trail was difficult but contributed to some important results.
by actup-ny July 29, 2009
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bird

a total pimp straight up gangster with a tight ride who gets all the girls ridin on chrome.... male not female usually totally awesome with many homies and bitches
gary: man christian is the only bird ever
tyler:yeah i know that kid billy is not
by annonymous624 July 30, 2008
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Big Bird

A woman who has a strangely proportioned body where she has a huge front fanny (sandbag) and a massive arse so she resembles the paedophile bird from Sesame St.
Whoaaa man, look at that Big Bird. Bet she has a wide set vagina.
by she's a maniac July 5, 2010
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the birds and the bees

A phrase used by nervous parents to explain fucking to children and teens
"It's about time we had a talk about the birds and the bees"
by Steph October 13, 2003
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