porno balls

Testicles that have had their pubic hair either removed or trimmed in an effort to accentuate the size of the penile shaft.

"What the fuck happened to your nut hair," she asked.

"Baby, them's porno balls! Ya gotsta trim the shrubs to make the tree look bigger," I retorted.

"I see. Let's fuck."

by C May 6, 2005

sweating balls

When the temperature outside causes your balls to sweat, this also applies to female "balls".

"I cant come outside and play", said Jessie, "I'll be sweating balls!"

by Kerry L. August 30, 2005

ginger balls

One with red hair, who also has red pubic hair on their balls. Slang term for a ginger kid.

"hey ginger balls, you going to one of your dick meetings?"

by Paul Weber November 1, 2007

Sore Balls

1.) Caused by unfinished BJ's, see Blue Balls
2.) Words to utter to break an awkward silence.
3.) Trying to grab a receipt out of someone's hands, missing, and poking the unsuspecting victims' left testicle instead.

1.) "Oh Yeah, baby!" *approaching footsteps* "Oh, shit!...my parents are home!" Put that back in your pants!
2.) "...." *more silence* "Hey everyone, I have SORE BALLS!"
3.) "Hey Doug!" *quick attempt to grab receipt*...*augh, groaning noises* as Doug lays, holding his crotch, on the floor.

by RandalK December 9, 2008

bloody balls

After having sex with a girl who is heavily on her period you take the condom off and your dick is clean but your balls have lots of blood on them.

7 days out of a month, I get a case of the bloody balls.

by caffman December 25, 2007

lick my balls and call me trevor

An expression used when people are surprised or shocked. The name Trevor is just one of a number of names that can be used at the end of the phrase.

"Hey John, a rubber came in the post for you today"
"Well lick my balls and call me trevor, I wasn't expecting that until Thursday!

by MR-Kirkup August 31, 2007

Balls in your Ass

The most embarassing thing that can happen to you. The act of someone going through the trials of inserting their testicles inside your anus.

Oh man, you just got balls in your ass.

by BleedingUrine June 20, 2007