ball of shit

the feeling when you are so sick you feel like a load of shit and want to curl up into a ball and die, but you can't die, so you just turn into shit

My friend Stephanie had a terrible virus and was so sick she claimed she felt like a ball of shit. This was apparently worse than feeling like a load of shit. balls ball shit loadofshit

by flyingelephant July 26, 2014

ball-spa

The ball spa is the act of putting ones balls in the mouth along with any carbonated beverage(preferably beer) and gargling. This creates a jacuzzi-like sensation.

Last night while I was relaxing in the jacuzzi, Susie gave me a ball-spa.

by Tony Weisbrot April 22, 2006

Winter Ball

A high school dance which tends to be postponed every year due to snow storms.

Student 1: Man, I'm so excited for the dance this weekend!
Student 2: Don't get too excited. This is winter ball, I doubt it'll actually be this weekend.

by N@y March 27, 2012

Balls of Damocles

A drink invented in Minehead, UK in December 2010. It consists of:

High energy caffiene drink (Redbull, KX, Relentless etc)
Westcountry Scrumpy cider
Jagermeister

It has been known to bestow its patrons with the gift of second sight. And a mighty fucking hangover.

He's had 5 Balls of Damocles. Now he's got the dick

by ballsofdamocles December 8, 2010

Rum ball

To teabag someone who is holding a shot of rum in his/her mouth.

Man, Wanda gave me a rum ball the other night and my balls burned so good.

by mystical baker December 16, 2010

For big balls

Usually used in the gym when you're trying to convince someone to do more reps. Can also be used in other situations when you are trying to make someone do something.

"Do two more for big balls!"

by Big Ball Joe April 13, 2020

BALL-BLIP

When you wipe the sweat from the bottom of your ball sac and run it down someone's lips.

My sister in law would not stop running her mouth, so I gave her a nice BALL-BLIP!

by DERMO1989 March 7, 2011