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ball-spa 

The ball spa is the act of putting ones balls in the mouth along with any carbonated beverage(preferably beer) and gargling. This creates a jacuzzi-like sensation.
Last night while I was relaxing in the jacuzzi, Susie gave me a ball-spa.
ball-spa by Tony Weisbrot April 22, 2006
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pepsi ball spa 

a pepsi ball spa is tea baggin' while the "tea cup" has an assorted carobanated beverage in thier mouth and gargles
"lucy gave me a wicked pepsi ball spa last night"
pepsi ball spa by DVZ BITCHES September 6, 2006

Ball Spank 

The act of a male's large balls slapping up against a female's butt hole while in the missionary position.
Adam was so deep in Eve during their first sexual encounter that his large balls ended up ball spanking Eve.
Ball Spank by veganrocker3 June 23, 2009

ball-spaghetti 

When you kick a pair of testicles so hilariously hard they pop and all the tiny noodle-like contents leak out into surrounding sac.

Also can be a verb i.e. "I spaghetti'd his balls."
"Remember when Stacy stomped Brian's left nut and turned it into ball-spaghetti and then she just laughed at him?"
"Yeah. Twas ice cold."

ball space 

The distance needed between two seated bros in order for them to spread their legs and allow sufficient airflow to their testicles. This comfort is highly prized among bros and a lack of it will result in much shouting and jostling until it has been achieved.
"Scoot the fuck down so I can have some ball space!"
ball space by InklessSharpie August 29, 2013

Ball Spackle 

Semen, cum, jizz… Especially super sticky jizz that acts like super glue if left on a surface
I shot my Ball Spackle all over Meg’s tits, I used my sock to clean it off and it was stuck together tight
Ball Spackle by PuffyRI August 29, 2022

Tummy Tunkered Ball Spasms 

That Tummy Tunkered Ball Spasms could've crashed the wall of china.
Tummy Tunkered Ball Spasms by Tyballs November 19, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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