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I’m A Baked Potato

Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy
Friend: I’m a baked potato

Me: Seek mental help, please
by ImABakedPotato December 4, 2021
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Baked on

To be baked on is when your boys burn your ass with some comments and now they are baking on you
Hey John is about to bake on Anthony
Or Anthony was baked on
by Marktwain6996 April 4, 2019
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bridle bake

The practice of trying to extend one's horseback riding time, and therefore more time spent in the sun, by choosing more than one horse per day in order to get a tan while riding.
Everybody tells me I look too pale, so I'm going to try to have a bridle bake today.
by pentozali June 26, 2008
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Clam Bake

Y'all ready for a clam bake
by Jos666 May 4, 2019
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Make 'n bake

after making a hard test at school, smoke a joint
dude, that test is gonna be hard, let's do a make 'n bake
by LeonSmokinHuizinga October 31, 2011
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Bake in oven

Bake in oven is the equivalent to "burn in hell", but said nicely it doesn't sound as bad. This definition comes from the "unique" minds of Jennifer and Annie.
I hope that behatch bakes in oven.
by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005
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Baking Their Own Bread

A term used to describe a fictional character's death as predictable.

The term is a reference to the 2009 blaxplotation parody film, Black Dynamite, in which a character describes the idyllic future he has planned with his wife, moments before he is killed.

"When we get back home, I'm gonna retire from the revolution, start a family, buy a home in the country, raise our own fruits and vegetables, bake our own bread! Yeah, bake our o-"

The character's description of his dreams for retirement and pastoral living were never mentioned before this point in the story, and were only revealed moments before his death, as a tongue in cheek way of endearing the character to the audience.

The movie's name sake, Black Dynamite, then reinforces this self-aware joke, by momentarily breaking the forth wall to say, "Who saw that coming. Uh- I mean who saw where that came from?"

The term can be used anytime you notice a previously ignored character talking about their wonderful future plans, in what you believe may be an attempt to give their death more gravitas.
"Uh oh, our two favorite characters are talking about running away to a safe island together to live happily ever after once this epic battle is over. I sure hope they live, but it sounds like their baking their own bread to me!"

"How did you know that character was going to get killed off?"

"Oh her? Didn't you see her talking about how all her dreams were coming true, just moments earlier? She was totally baking her own bread for the last ten minutes of this episode!"

OR

(Moments after a character is killed, one might shout)

"HE WAS GONNA BAKE IS OWN BREAD!"
by MostlySurreal July 18, 2019
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