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When you bake a cake

Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
that's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake)
Cake at Stake!
Every day, I think of all the things I'll make
With my pans, my mixer and my oven tray.
Get the eggs, the flour and the butter sticks
Or get lazy and just make it with a mix.

Maybe strawberry shortcake, I'll never get bored of it,
Vanilla, and chocolate, and funfetti, oh!
Red velvet or carrot, and no matter, I swear
That it'll be the best ever to take to the show!

Every night, I think of people I'll invite
To my stage when my cake is looking just right!
Wish you could taste, I made it really good and stuff
Hope the way it looks on camera is enough.

Making pumpkin and lemon, banana, it's heaven
With some frosting or fondant or glaze or ganache.
With so many cakes, now my schedule is crazy
But I bake so impatiently 'cause I LOVE CAKE, OH MY GOSH!

When you bake a cake,
Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
That's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake, stake)
Cake at Stake! (Cake at-)

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
by The Power of MY FUCKING ASS September 23, 2025
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Bush’s Baked Beans

When you fart and it rolls up slowly between your pussy lips and pops on the tip of your clit.
Tiffany let out a Bush’s Baked Beans, while watching an episode of Cops.
by Stellar Catalyst December 8, 2023
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Baking a Plane

When you hold it in for so long that when you go to the bathroom it just shoots out like an airplane, likely mimicking the sound of one.
MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY IM BAKING A PLANE!!!
by Psychicsaucer0 January 8, 2025
mugGet the Baking a Planemug.

Baked Potato

A stoned person who happens to be overweight or even obese.
"Dude, is that Randy hotboxing in his car?"
"Yeah he's turning into a baked potato."
by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014
mugGet the Baked Potatomug.

baked potato

an absolute munted vegie or person
"see that cripple over there he's a baked potato"
"see that person/thing he's a baked potato"
also can be directed at gays "oh fuck its a baked potato"
by potpat May 8, 2022
mugGet the baked potatomug.

baked bean

someone who was born with a concrete block for a head.
jordan is a baked bean, things go into one ear and come out through the other.
by pabloescobarr778 November 14, 2023
mugGet the baked beanmug.

Baked potato cum

I like using baked potato cum in my pizza dough!
by Questionable_guy September 25, 2021
mugGet the Baked potato cummug.

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