Mike Justice

Dope bartender, better sandwich maker

Bro did you get a shot from Mike Justice?

by MikeJustice4life September 2, 2023

Mikey mike

Term for calling yourself gay to a group of black men when you’re drunk

Ayyyy I’m wassup my names mikey mike

by Yellowrello5 November 6, 2018

Pulled a Mike

To pull a Mike refers to get a negative result on an examitation/culmination.

A mark less then 0% is considered a less then a failing mark as one recieves a mark below the possible mark possible to achieve. (The person who wrote the preceding sentence pulled a Mike 'cause they can't spell right.)

1. Guy 1: So what'd you get on your math exam?

Guy 2: I got -8% because for question 3a (3+8) I told my teacher to fuck off. She gave me a negative mark 'cause of that.

Guy 1: Wow you really pulled a Mike.

by ArkaneDemon June 26, 2008

Sweaty Mike

Refers to a person who goes hard and hurts little kids in dodgeball.

Colin is such a Sweaty Mike dude.

by deezbois12345 March 29, 2017

mike turnupseed

The most like homie in all of the land👏🏼😳, once killed a tiger with his bare hands while shotgunning a 24 oz corona™ can. Strong advocate of Mike’s Hard Lemonade, but only with extra lemons😍🤤

Friend One: Ayo 🅱️oss, them shoes lookin dirty lemme clean those up for you
Mike Turnupseed: Nah boss, that attitude lookin kinda dirty, lemme fix that right up for you👀
Friend One: Yo boss thanks, I really feel like I could go shotgun a 24 oz corona™ can right now!
Mike: lemme drive da boat

by Brok With No C August 19, 2019

Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard

Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.

by SmtGirl January 3, 2017

Muddy Mike

Immediately after getting top from Jiddy On, a horse shits in ur mouth and you proceed to get in a relationship with it

Woah dog, look at munzinger over there, looks like a he gets a muddy mike ever day

by Big Weiner Nog October 4, 2017