Nick balls

When you cut your balls while shaving.

Man, i nicked balled myself the other day.
Jeff got nick balls lmao.

by DoodleArtz March 24, 2019

Big Balls Ragnar

The most macho man in the world, cuts his pancakes with a chainsaw, has sex with your auntie, and has the fattest balls in the whole world.

Damn, that is one Big Balls Ragnar right there!

by bigballsulfur April 1, 2019

Velcro Balls

When your balls stick to your thigh(s).

If you got Velcro balls, you probably got swamp ass too

by BigMikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMike August 26, 2019

Corona Balls

When you've been in quarantine for 7 weeks and the hormones are legit.

Bro I'm fucking dyingggg. This bitch left me on read and I got corona balls.

by realmanedog April 25, 2020

bengal balls

Testicles that have been inadvertently sprayed with insecticide or other chemical agent as a result of mistakingly grabbing the insecticide or other offending spray instead of the anti-fungal spray. The name is a reference to Bengal Gold roach spray.

Ahhh my bengal balls burn . I grabbed to Bengal spray instead of the Lotrimin.

by Vato-Electric March 26, 2021

Joe Balls

When you put a Mexican hat on your dick.

Look at my joe balls.

Me and the boys were having a nice sesh and one had too much baby powder so I whipped out my Joe Balls.

by Joe_Balls April 19, 2021

COVID balls

When your scrotum has become so loose from constantly wearing sweatpants without underwear that lifelong wearers of briefs can now only wear boxers. Caused by the major lifestyle changes from the pandemic.

Example 1:
Becky: Why is your trashcan filled with underwear?
Adam: Pandemic's given me major COVID balls, they hang so low now that I had to replace my briefs with boxers.
Becky: Send pic

Example 2:
Doc: And cough
John: Cough cough
Doc: Hanging pretty loose huh? Recent change?
John: Yep, can't even wear briefs anymore
Doc: Must be COVID balls, my wife's got the COVID tits
John: Is there a cream for that?

by maxinsight19 May 12, 2021