Waxing my Bat

To Masterbate

Friend 1, You coming to the pub tonight?
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first

by Sintelliner August 17, 2021

Bat

In New Orleans (or all of Louisiana) we use this term as a substitute for punch or inflicting damage in anyway.

Person 1: “ Shut up.”

Person 2: “I’m gonna bat the fuck outta you if you tell me shut up again.”

by gi0v8nn8 August 21, 2021

tuna bat

An especially impressive penis, male genitalia.

“Hey man, nice tuna bat.”

by Monsieure Deeldo August 28, 2021

Blind bat

n. A douche nozzle driving at night without turning on their car's headlights.

"Watch out up ahead! There's a blind bat bee-lining right towards us!"

"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"

by Bachii07 September 18, 2012

Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012

Bat's foot

When your trousers make it appear as though you have an erection.

"You've got a bit of bat's foot going on there."

by Nelson Mandella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 22, 2011

Bat Rash

A Bat Rash is where an individual shaves the bat symbol into his genital region. After a few days, one would develop the dreaded rash due to regrowth of stubborn hairs further ruining the Bat Symbol design.

Woah Mark!! How's the bat rash doing?

It's so irritating man!

by batrashman October 27, 2011