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Ashley

Ashley's believe that if you don't get married you can't have premarital sex therefore you can have as much sex as you want and not go to hell for it. But she is NOT a slut. She has high standards. For example, she has a list of qualities you have to meet before she will hook up with you. Unless you are a lumberjack, in that case you can plow her in the back of her car until she has a pressure sore.
Person 1: "Hi, Ashley, will you help me?"
Ashley: "You do not have the qualities I am looking for. Bye"

Ashley: "Ow. My pressure sore hurts."

Ashley: "My lumberjack left me on read for 12 hours..."

Best friend: "How is your pressure sore?"
Ashley: "It hurts."
Best friend: "Good thing you lay a blanket down now!"
Ashley: "YAS"

Ashley: *sucks dick* *pukes* (only twice though) ((on best friend))
by anonymous. but definitel not a November 10, 2021
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ashley

she is a caring, amazing, pretty, and smart. She will go out of her way to help you solve your problems. She is smart and gets straight a's and she is so PRETTY. She can be petty sometimes. She catches all the boys attention with her bueaty. She is a shy person and cares a lot about others. She is a procasinator. She is the most trustworthy person you will ever meet in your life. She sits there and lets you rant about your day and she makes you feel so much better after.
wow is that ashley!!!
by anonymous October 27, 2020
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Ashley

A girl you shouldn’t mess with. Be careful around this thot, she bratty, and very short but the biggest bitch you will ever meet. You’ll soon regret even talking to her.
Person 1: “Did you see the new girl?”
Person 2: “ Yeah but don’t mess her, she’s a real Ashley.”
by CumGuzzler10918 January 5, 2019
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Ashley

Ashley is a beautiful, kind-hearted, talented girl.If she likes you she'll be there for you no matter what or how crazy you are. She can make you feel better about yourself in a matter of seconds. That's why you should feel blessed and greatful to have an Ashley as best friend.❤
What is it like to be friends with Ashley?
- Best feeling in the world!
by C250318 February 27, 2018
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Ashley

Ashley, the autocorrected word given when you attempt to type the word "asshole" via MSN.
Why are you being such an Ashley?
by Src007 March 21, 2022
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Ashley

ASHLEY is a Latina, and she is so kindness, careless and love her close friend she got right now, and she mostly be shy, quiet and smart, she very care mostly truly friend and she care more her and her friend and she very good friend and she very supportive to her people.
LET GO FIND ASHLEY TO SKIP CLASS, she smart on math!

ashely is my best friend since high school, she very nice
by joy.Unknown.1 November 6, 2023
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Ashley

A girl that will give you a one word response on a dating website...
Boy:"Hey Ashley, do you know what the weather is supposed to be like today"
Girl:"Swerve".
by B9ine September 14, 2020
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