Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.

Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023

Well, Bill

Used whenever a conclusive decision regarding a matter has been reached

Man #1: "So regarding the lamp, its not going to be moved.
Man #2: I can't argue with you anymore, its your house.
Man #1: Well, Bill, its Settled, then.

by A Simple Observer March 19, 2024

the medicine you digest so well lately

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this, I mean, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2012

The Wishing Well

The woman mounts the guy cowgirl style. As she rides she reaches back and squeezes his balls, AKA coin purse as she spits into his open mouth.

I was feeling a little weird and asked my girl to give me The Wishing Well and I haven’t been able to walk right all day.

by BellsBeach50 May 11, 2019

Well You See Here

A phrase used by idiots trying to sound sophisticated. People who use this phrase usually like to suck on penis.

Thomas: Hey how are you
Tyee: Well you see here i will suck your dick
Thomas: ok

by lilnigwwd April 3, 2024

Light Well

NO...

"hey maybe we should have one of the priests go Light Well..." "NO"

by Notpooch February 5, 2021

Well Dumb

When a person solves a simple problem with a complicated, expensive, or unnecessary response. This phrase is to be said after a somewhat satisfying solution is made and in a sarcastic tone. Usually, the provided solution does not offer a permanent solution to the original problem, making their sacrifices pointless.

Person 1: “I was eating spaghetti earlier and I didn’t have a clean fork, so I made one out of toothpicks and the tip of a spoon I broke to make it.”
Person 2: “So you didn’t just wash a dirty fork, but instead made one? Well Dumb.”

by SirPickleVII January 31, 2023