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pony arse

When something or someone is rubbish or does something that you dont approve of.
Can be shortened to pony.
That band was pony.

My god I cant believe you did that you are such a pony arse.
by Carolyn Bak October 25, 2006
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Biscuit Arse

Losing the feeling momentarily from your bum to your toes. Accompanied by a tingly feeling when it comes back. Usually brought on by fear, the term refers to the idea that you have dunked your bicuit in a cup of tea, and it has now turned to mush - this is what happens to the lower half of your body.
Watching a TV programme about space, the universe, other cosmic forces - the fear that one cant comprehend we are living on a little ball floating in the middle of nothing that goes on forever - brings on the biscuit arse reaction. It's easier to just think the world is flat - no biscuit arse then.
by SuzyLL June 22, 2011
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arse flange

A obscene anal wart mainly produced on the people David Boyle and Nathan Crux (if you know either of these people please bully them because of there arse flanges)
Ewwwww Nathan you have a HUGE arse flange

David your moldy skin and grotesk face is nearly as bad as your arse flange
by Prof. Anthony Hilton January 20, 2005
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arse piss

A sexual fetish as follows:
The dominant male, after drinking some liquid prior, takes a pair of forceps (as used to help deliver babies) and uses them to forcibly hold open the submissive woman or man's anus to a width suitable for urinating into. He them urinates into the dilated asshole, filling it with urine. the forceps are then removed, and the anus allowed to close fully. The recipient of the asspiss is then allowed the great pleasure of passing the urine out his or her anus, as if defecating, only liquid. This process is quickly growing in popularity, and looks set to move mainstream within the next few years.
hey, bitch! I'm gonna give you an asspiss whether you like it or not!
by HOB November 1, 2006
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tight arse tuesday

In Victoria, Australia, it is very common that petrol prices are reduced on Tuesdays. In fact, most places have started discounting their prices to entice more spending.
Let's go for a movie! It's Tight Arse Tuesday today!
by Suzeekins May 28, 2008
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Face like a slapped arse

When bitchy girls think they are better than everyone and don't get what they want
Jeez look at the state of your one she has a face like a slapped arse
by Dunkin'dairy July 27, 2018
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split arse

one's arse has been split open due to excessive rammage in the back entry.
can apply to both male and female
i cant sit down cuz me ring is torn

"alright split arse?"
by Tony January 8, 2004
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