One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024

armed & amorous

A determined, though vigilant suitor

Armed & amorous is also the title of an e-book on how to win your boyfriend back.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

ARM DOCKA

some stupid shit I said about arm socks

I'LL FUCK YOU IF YOU FUCK MY ARM DOCKA

by Chancii March 4, 2018

arm rest anxiety

The awkward moment when you're sat next to a stranger in the cinema, and there is a mental dispute as to who gets to put their arm on the rest...

You: "Dude my arms are really aching..."
friend: "why dont you rest them on the arm rest then?"
you: "nah, got arm rest anxiety"

by lolnetto1 February 24, 2011

Arms

Today
I smile :)
The love 4u!!!!
You know what

I love to see
And do!

Only one thing I would like more….
It may have a few parts….
Tell you I love you
While in your arms!!!!

by U loving me; only in my dreams December 6, 2024

Armed guards

Aren't going to stop school shootings.

Hym "They can just pick another target. A mall. Wait for them to go outside for recess. Find out what time the school lets out and spray the courtyard. But there is a through-line. It's very consistent. Armed guards aren't going to do anything. Gun bans aren't going to do anything. What type of people shoot up schools? Is it almosted entirely groups of people who are demonized for one reason or another? Why not just stop demonizing them? 'Well, because demonization is an effective tool for ideological control and if we don't demonize them people will imitate them or won't be incentivized be more like me.' There it is. It's all just ideological control. That's you trying to reserve the right to control people. And if you're going to do keep trying it you're going to keep getting what you deserve..."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023

On the arm

To borrow(front, cuff) something to give back later or turn into money to pay back.
Receiving credit off the strength of who you are.
The ‘arm’ symbolizes strength of who you are that gives you the capability to get something with no money down because of the strength of your character and nobility; being trustworthy.

‘Can I get the next one on the arm?’
‘I’m strapped for cash, can I get this one on the arm and pay you back Friday?’
‘Papi let me get it on the arm cuz I told him I didn’t have enough to go check him’

by verley November 6, 2021