alaskan tunnel pipe

When your having sex with a fat girl and she sticks a pipe up your ass and puts a rat in the other side of the pipe and covers it up forcing the rat to eat your ass.

Last night my bitch tried to Alaskan tunnel pipe me.

by Anal Finger Banger December 8, 2017

Alaskan Dustbuster

When a man blows into a woman's un-wiped anus and the leftovers circle into a tornado and gets blown back into the man's face.

Man, that sewage hit me in the face like an Alaskan Dustbuster!

by Devildick666 January 13, 2018

Alaska

The amazing awesome hint to Janessa Holway's birthday present.

I'll give you a hint to your amazing gift! Alaska.

by Harah Homonymn April 7, 2009

Alaskatastic

A sarcastic term used to highlight that something is, in fact, not fantastic. Rooted in Sarah Palin's nomination for VP in 2008, which the Republicans tout as being a great thing, when even they know it isn't.

"Hey, did you hear they're going to allow oil drilling in ANWR?"
"What, that's bulls****! Alaskatastic!"

"Congratulations, Levi! You're going to be a father!"
"That's just f***ing Alaskatastic."

by Lance Manthrob October 21, 2008

alaskan roomba

When your about to cum and then you realize she's just a house maid and make her swallow that shit

I was going to but inside her but then I just Alaskan roomba'd her

by Summer Hendrickson June 8, 2016

Alaskan Pipeline

Freeze a turd and fuck a chick with it. WOW

your girlfriend leaves you and says ''fuck you you piece of shit'', and comes back for sex. You give that BITCH an ''alaskan pipeline'' and tell all your friends.

by J.BukenSteen October 22, 2009

alaskan pipeline

when u freeze a tird and fuck a chick with it

she loves alaskan pipelines

by poohee April 4, 2009