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Top Bloak

Top Bloak, commonly used more in Europe, meaning that your a good guy, always dependable and a great and responsible friend that wont leave you when your in some trouble but stays with you and faces it.
A top cunt is rather on the other hand a general asshole that is the exact opposite of a friend and it more like an enemy than a pal.
Top Bloak
jimmy hey man i think im gonna get jumped by 5 those 5 kids

Colin well lets go give them something to shove up there ass

Top Cunt
anthony hey im in a bit of a wind can you help
adam that your problem sucks for you
by IrishCatholicBlueCollar July 24, 2010
mugGet the Top Bloakmug.

Power Top

during homosexual sex, a "power top" is a "top" who can delay his orgasm for extended periods of time, and or able to maintain his erection long after his orgasm.
When John's new boyfriend Jim topped him for the first time and was able to keep going after he had an orgasm, John knew Jim was a power top.

Joe and Alex didn't believe Keith was a power top until they had a 3-way. Keith kept his erection and held his orgasm as they took turns bottoming for him until they both came.
by Topman2011 July 27, 2011
mugGet the Power Topmug.

Carrot Top

A semi-talented comic who somehow gets all the chicks
Pam says she's in love with carrot top!
by dave November 25, 2003
mugGet the Carrot Topmug.

Dick Top

One who draws large "dicks" or "penises' on roofs
"God I just dick topped the shit out of Matt's House!
by matt aka richard topper July 24, 2009
mugGet the Dick Topmug.

bumpy top

Crown Royal, due to the the unbelievably sweet crown shaped "bumpy top"
Give me a bottle of bumpy top and a pack of who I ams
by JoshCyclist June 9, 2005
mugGet the bumpy topmug.

Top Shagger

A person who engages in a lot of sexual activity
Tony! Top shagger as always!
Save some pussy for the rest of us Tone.
by Tony Top Shagger January 21, 2018
mugGet the Top Shaggermug.

Top Buz

A person who enjoys stealing cream eggs from local shops.
Top Buz was suspended the other day for stealing a cream egg.
by Bass January 12, 2005
mugGet the Top Buzmug.

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