Patrick

wants to be a priest......

"oh look its patrick"
"run"
kids scream

by spicydumpilings September 15, 2019

Patricked

To get hit in the face by a tennis ball, most likely going 200mph

Sean got patricked by his own teammate

by NTTG June 16, 2024

Patrick

A dumb whore who gets NO bitches. Negative bitches actually

I hate Patrick

by Pichoo February 20, 2022

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wished you were never born.

Yooo lets get patrick shwavy'd lol it's lit

by pickleuniversity December 16, 2019

Patrick

loves milk so much hes been gone for 6 years on a mission to find the perfect one to bring home

daughter: mommy where did dad go?
mother: ph ur dad, patrick, loves milk

by urmotherisinmybed1234 June 21, 2022

Read Patrick

Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.

Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.

Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.

by Derra April 1, 2022

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Cody and Noel Suck Toes December 16, 2019