A dildo that is so substantial that it will render any woman who dares to use it unable to walk for several days.
Amy: Jesus Christ I can barely walk today...
Jessica: That probably because you stuffed yourself with that anaconda cunt killer last night.
Jessica: That probably because you stuffed yourself with that anaconda cunt killer last night.
by Fritzl, Joseph Friztl December 15, 2017
A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 23, 2019
A label for a food that pairs amazingly with plain white rice, so as to cause the rice to be "killed" (eaten) without needing any other dishes.
by imaguy124 June 26, 2023
another word for a knife.
by irieomgfunny/面白い December 12, 2022
by JamesSmith34 January 08, 2023
South-American inspired pointed-toe cowboy boots specially designed to kill cornered cockaroaches and then quickly climb a chain-link fence to freedom.
Jose is so lucky. His wife gave him a pair of Cockaroach-Killer Fence Climbers on Cinco-de-Mayo. Go Jose Go!!
by Big D Rock July 04, 2020
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