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60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican 

When you are a racist that is running for office to stay out of prison and you can't stand women, latinos, and military.
When Trump volunteered to pay for Fallen Soldier Vannesa Guillen's funeral, he stiffed the family like he does his contractors.

Trump "$60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican"
General- "but sir, you offered to pay it!"
Trump- "DO NOT PAY IT"

The back snapping of a fucking prayer 

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...You are now "The back snapping of a fucking prayer".

scrotum for a fuckin head 

When someone's face is bult exactly like a scrotum
YO WHY HAS XAVIER GOT A FUCKIN SCROTUM FOR A FUCKIN HEAD

We're not taking a fucking poll

We're not putting it to a vote. I'm not asking you whether or not I'm better than everyone. I experience (actively) the rest of you being walking pieces of shit every day and the ONLY thing that matters is getting out of your lives and staying there for as long as humanly possible and IF YOU ACTUALLY WERE DOING WHAT I AM DOING... Your children would be at less of a risk of getting stabbed to death in a gas station by someone who doesn't want to be there.
Hym "We're not taking a fucking poll. I'm not a politician. I don't need your vote. Not asking."

Its just a fuckin bumblebee

When it is literally just a fucking bumblebee and your a British guy who needs to clarify that
(Read with a British accent) "Shut up its just a fuckin bumblebee you spastic."

I'm a fat fucking pig

Brendon Urie in Lil Dicky's song EARTH